Before I knew how to be funny, I asked this kid named Jack how he did it so well. He told me to tell stories, and I told him I didn't have any, and he told me he didn't either, so he just made boring shit into a funny story, and that I should too. It was solidly one of the best pieces of advice that I've ever gotten.
I tweeted my first real tweet today!
Also, there might seriously not be anything I love more than angry birds.